William henry harrison

William Henry Harrison (February 9, 1773 – April 4, 1841) was the 9th president of the USA. He is also famous for being an utter failure.

Early DaysEdit

As the story goes, he was once a war hero who won the Battle of Tippecanoe. He then decided to run for president. His running mate was some loser named John Tyler, and their slogan was "Tippecanoe and Tyler Too." He won the election, and Tyler did too.


The day of his inauguration speech, it was freezing cold, possibly below 0 degrees. Also, it was raining, which did not help. He refused to wear a coat because he was apparently trying to be "hardy", and then he talked on and on. His was the longest inaugurational speech in history. He then caught pneumonia because it was so cold out and he wasn't wearing a coat (that idiot) and died exactly a month after his term began. Poor ol' John Tyler was forced to become president.


William Henry Harrison is a ghost now. He likes to say "Bu!" and pop out behind girls while they are changing. WHAT A PERVERT!