(Well, that and a sheety laptop.) Facebook is full of moralf@gs, republican Amalgams, and if you're lucky, maybe some actually funny people. (i.e. Pinkie Snugglin Pie, Old Man Jenkins)
Ways Facebook is usedEdit
Some people use Facebook as if it were 4chan or (more often than we'd like) 9gag. Posting funny (or even worse, slightly humorous) things in the hopes of gaining attention.
Some "people" (more commonly known as Attention Hogs ) are so fucking mental that they think you get more money for every like you get. That's why they'll post things like, "LIKE MAH STATUS IF YOU ENJOY BREATHING!!!!1" They are frequently called "The Internet's Main Source of Cancer".
Most people use Facebook to make themselves look mental.
Ways to start arguments on FacebookEdit
- Say the word "abortion", regardless of what context.
- Write "ADALIA ROSE"S MOM IS EXPLOITING HER DAUGHTER AND I AM DOWNRIGHT OFFENDED BY SAID FACT"