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Edward trying to be cool.

Edward Cullen: a fake vampire. He's more like a fairy.
PedoCullen

Edward the Pedo.

He's in the movie Twilight and is played by Robert Patterson.

AbilitiesEdit

  • Rhymes with Shmedward Shmullen
  • Sparkles in the sunlight
  • UNLIKE his family, he DOSEN'T date his siblings o3o
  • He doesn't BITE people

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